Wednesday, August 8, 2012


I don't know about you, but I love it when people offer me millions of dollars for no apparent reason at all.

This is the latest little offering that arrived in my "inbox" today. I especially love the incorrect grammar and the details about what I have to do to retrieve "my" money

PO BOX 555, NEW YORK NY 10116-0555

This is to notify you that we have intercepted your parcel from DHL COURIER
SERVICE is making the delivery and we have stopped the delivery process for
some security reasons stated below:

1. Our scanning system has detected that your parcel contains a confirmable
ATM CARD to the tune of $6,500,000.00 USD.

2. Such ATM CARD coming from African /Europe/Asia is been verified by the
POSTAL INSPECTION SERVICE which we have directed our inspection team to
proceed with the verification to ascertain the authenticity of the ATM CARD
and now after all the verification on the Parcel/ATM CARD, having contacted
the issuing institution who made it known to our office that the ATM CARD is
a Genuine one and Not ILLEGALLY ACQUIRED. We have also forwarded the Serial
Number of the ATM CARD to the U.S, Treasury Department and they confirmed
that the CARD is Authentic and ready to be cashed at any ATM MACHINES.

Also for the Delivery of the Parcel to continue, you are in obligation to
obtain from Spain, a Duly Sworn Affidavit from Spanish High Court which will
back up the Origin of Fund. This is in line with the Anti-Terrorist Campaign
which the USA Government has embarked on recently to protect our Territory
from future attacks.
You should therefore contact the sender of the ATM CARD or the DHL Courier
Agent in Madrid,Spain to get the Sworn Affidavit for you while we wait to
receive from you the Affidavit File Number to enable us forward your ATM
CARD to your address.

Below is his contact information. Note that the cost of the Affidavit is
$188 and do not hesitate to remit the amount to him.

Name: Arthur Pattison
Email address:pattison.arthur-------

We shall then forward the ATM CARD to you and you will be sure of a genuine
ATM CARD that is coming to you. We are doing this for your interest
considering the rate which fraudulent and stolen checks/ATM CARD are been
sent to our innocent citizen that most times put them in problem.

Your urgent action on this notice will be appreciated.


Guy C.
Chief Postal Inspector

Don't  you just love it...

1 comment:

  1. Lucky you!! Ha ha ha, if only. Wouldn't that be nice?


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